did you manage to escape because a tornado destroyed half the jail?
I joined the KKK as it is the prevailing society in my town.What gang did u join to survive?
lol, my Girlfriend called me in sick for the entire week within an hour of me getting arrested so nope, my employer is none the wiser. I'm all good.Is your employability somewhat fucked?
I was absent from my girlfriend for a week and she was an emotional wreck when she finally saw me last night.Are you getting laid more with the Jail rep? What, it had to be asked..
lol they wouldn't even let us keep our spoons from breakfast for fear that we would carve them into shivs. it was the most ridiculous precaution I have ever seen.Did you find the shiv for Bourkal the Beast or just outright fist-fight him?
I LEARNED THAT YOU SHOULD PAY YOUR FINES AS SOON AS YOU ARE ISSUED THEMdo you think you've taken anything good out of the experience whatsoever?
There was a guy who was high off his ass on MDMA and was bouncing off the walls and shit. He was telling us all to look at his "sweet kung-fu moves". He was a rather hefty guy so we all started calling him the Kung-Fu Panda. For the rest of the day (he was high for over 12 hours) we mocked him relentlessly as he just kept repeating "hey, shut up... you don't wanna make the panda mad". I added him on Facebook when I got home. I hope to hang with him in the future.who was the craziest dude in there?
How much more weight did she gain from eating ice cream to soothe her hurt feelings?I was absent from my girlfriend for a week and she was an emotional wreck when she finally saw me last night.
yes... so much yes.
The worst part was being incredibly fucking bored all day. All I had was paper and pencil... I ended up turning a stack of paper into checker / chess pieces (I turned them into paper footballs and then made a checkerboard on the table that was provided in the cell). Then I challenged various inmates to the games. The guards eventually took my makeshift pieces away though because we were having actual fun and that isn't allowed in jail...alone from all of your friends, did lonelyness consume you?
I did do some pushups out of boredom.did u lift like in the movies
did u make gainz
I graduated college once, so that's something.Have you done anything smart in your life?
why would you ever tell us this?
This seems like a terrible idealol, my Girlfriend called me in sick for the entire week within an hour of me getting arrested so nope, my employer is none the wiser. I'm all good.
Man. I've thought of myself as one of the craziest mothafuckas on this forum, and even I wouldn't go to jail over a Pokémon or Mario game!~I'll never tell~
I honestly thought I had (hence why I let it go for 10 months). I can't recall why I didn't. I must have not had money at the time and needed to do more important things like eat, or pay rent....
or buy Pokemon X/Y.